Peter Griffin Craps Pants



Everything is going great and then… life happens.

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It would have been a very tough life if it wasn’t for Peter Griffin to explain how things should be done.

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Peter Griffin stands out from the other Family guy characters with his special mental framework: he applies a unique set of rules when it comes to family, work, friendships, and it seems like whatever he does always turns out well for him.

1.Interviewer: [Peter is at a job interview] So, Peter, where do you see yourself in ten years?

Peter Griffin: [thinks] Don’t say doin’ your wife, don’t say doin’ your wife…

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[out loud]

Peter Griffin: Doin’ your, er…

[sees photo of interviewer on the beach with his wife and son]

Peter Griffin: … son?

[interviewer’s shocked expression]

2. Peter Griffin: Oh, you people can kiss the fattest part of my ass.

3. Peter Griffin: What’s wrong, Stewie, don’t you wanna pee in the toilet bowl like a big boy? Boy I remember when I learned to use a potty all by myself. I was so proud.

[Flashbacks to one year ago]

Peter Griffin: [Zips up pants] Hey Lois, I did it.

4. Peter Griffin: [in Sunday School with several children during story time] And when you die, you go to a wonderful place called heaven

[children gasp in delight, Peter starts laughing]

Peter Griffin: Nah, I’m just jackin’ ya, you’ll all rot in the ground.

[children look horrified]

5. Peter Griffin: [trying to console Cleveland at audition for a Bachelor show coming up] It’s the fabric, It’s the fabric. Let’s get your clothes off.

[takes off Cleveland’s shirt and pants]

Cleveland: Peter, what is wrong with you? I’m naked.

Peter Griffin: Oh, god you’re self-conscious

[Peter takes off his shirt and pants too]

Peter Griffin: See, now you’re not alone.

6. Peter Griffin: At least they don’t put their feminine ointments next to the mustard, Lois. That was the worst hot dog I ever ate.

6. Peter Griffin: I tried finding my talent like you said. First, I tried art.

[flashback]

Peter Griffin: Am I… am I supposed to draw the penis?

Peter Griffin: Then I tried sculpting.

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[flashback]

Peter Griffin: Am I… am I supposed to sculpt the penis?

Peter Griffin: Then I tried music.

[flashback]

Peter Griffin: Am I… am I supposed to conduct with my penis?

7. Peter Griffin: Lois you know my rule, You are only allowed to sleep with three people besides me, Gene Simmons, John Schneider or Boba Fett.

Boba Fett: All right! Goodbye virginity!

8. [Peter is talking in his sleep]

Joke

Peter Griffin: Oh, Jenny… ooh, Jenny, Ooh, Jenny don’t stop… Oh, Richard Jeni, your HBO comedy specials have brought laughter to millions. And what a sweet ass.

9. Peter Griffin: Son, this is a big day for you. Today, you become the man of the house, because, when we get home, your mother is going to kill me.

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10. Peter Griffin: Well, fine. Until you put ‘Gumbel 2 Gumbel’ back on the air, I’m going on a hunger strike. Can you live with that? Huh, can you?”

[brief pause]

Peter Griffin: You gonna eat that stapler?

Peter Griffin Craps Pants

Network executive: Mr. Griffin, you can’t eat a…

Peter Griffin Craps His Pants

Peter Griffin: Wanna split it?

Peter Griffin Poops Pants

11. Peter Griffin: What do you expect me to do with all these great ideas? Put them in a tub and clean myself with them? Cause that’s what soap is for Lois.

12. Peter Griffin: I only drank so that the Statue Of Liberty would take her clothes off.

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